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‘Don’t cry, Treasure. You’ll get me all wet and then I’ll melt. I’m made of sugar, don’t you know.’ Kady Cross, The Girl in the Steel Corset
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
‘The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain,’ Thomas Jefferson.
‘One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well,’ Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own.
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg. And with that dreadful gag, I’ll leave you with this week’s favourite foodie photographs.
Two peanuts walk into a really rough bar. Unfortunately, one was a salted. Funny, right?
I’m on the seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it. Hmmm… I think that joke (if you can allow me to call it that) is better when spoken. Happy Easter, all.
‘My weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order,’ Dolly Parton.
‘One should eat to live, not live to eat,’ Moliere.
‘Let them eat cake,’ Marie Antoinette. ‘Let them eat a lemon stuffed with a fish,’ Kate McAuley.